It’s an over the top geek chic accessory alert. For the collector, label whore, rapper, or the well-to-do chic geek with a love of conspicuous consumption, here’s you’re new must-have item: a Gucci checkers set.

Yup, you heard right. This designer checkers game is made entirely of leather, apart from the checkers themselves, which, none the less, feature the interlocking G-detail.

Spend your summer outwitting your opponents on the sand…. on your private beach (so much safer than jousting. So, so much). I’ll assume that you have one, as this oh-so-flashy bit of geekery will set you back $4,350.

Do I kinda want one? Guilty. But I don’t exactly have Lannister gold.